Is your blog tired and listless? Do you find it difficult to get your post up in a timely manner? Are you afraid of not pleasing your audience? Do you feel alone in this challenge? Ha! Not a chance.
Your friends at LeslieCo may have the answer. Expressive Dysfunction, or ED, can happen to any blog, particularly as they get older. ED needn't be a source of unspoken shame between you and your readers. Viblogra has proven to be effective for those times when a post just will not come together. ED doesn't have to spell the end of the joy experienced through your blog. With Viblogra, writer and reader can once again enjoy the depths of a good posting.
Uncommon side effects may include: narcissism, wrong-headedness, foot-in-mouth disease, an acute sense of self importance. In rare cases, Viblogra may cause career suicide. Viblogra will not help give you ideas, but only to enhance the ideas you have.
If your post lasts longer than four paragraphs, seek help from a publisher immediately. Ask your literary agent if Viblogra might be right for you.
Musings: It's All About Community
5 hours ago
Yes, this is stupid, but I have lain awake for two nights composing and recomposing this. Here is where I exorcise the thoughts. You, dear friends, are the recipients of this abomination. All apologies.
ReplyDeleteNow, I will pop a Viblogra and hope for inspiration!
Please feel free to purge the result of any draft plague you might have... this is your blog after all, and we are your faithful followers...
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling of having an idea that demands to be sent forward, won't let go of your throat until you finally hit 'publish'.
Perhaps we are in good company.
In the publishing world, that is what editors are for. Fortunately, we are our own editors here in the blogosphere, so we can inflict our readers with anything we choose!
Whahhhaaahhh!!
In the comment world however, the owner of the blog has every right to remove comments (especially silly ones like this) from other nitwits (like me)
Hugs
Can I get help seeking help from a publisher? None of them will return my phonecalls. Hee hee! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! The last paragraph is the best.
ReplyDeleteOh, and if you are too embarrassed to get a prescription there is always InSite.
Come on Leslie, is it not time for the annual hair/ hairless leg negotiations post?
ReplyDeleteThen can I request your first Vlog, a medium shot of the first seasons harvest with lots of ooooohs and arrrrhs on the soundtrack.
In anticipation.
Caroline xxx
Make it available OTC and I'm in. :D
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! Girl, you are just too funny. And, I have this visual of you staring at the ceiling fan composing this...
ReplyDeleteI love this stuff! Live is serious enough, more, more, more like this!
Peace Out, T
PS. my word verify is WHOGY Where do they get these?
Your friends at LeslieCo are sorry to report that the patent on Viblogra is good for several more years, therefore there will be no generic or over-the-counter availability in the near future. We have to get our R&D money back by stiffing you, the blogging public. LeslieCo thanks you for your interest.
ReplyDeleteDear LeslieCo
ReplyDeleteWill Viblogra make my font bigger?
Hopefully yours,
My blog needs an extra dose!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff Leslie Ann ;)
Dear Petra,
ReplyDeleteWhile our product does make some fonts bigger, yours are so small to start with that we cannot promise an end to the complaints of your readers. It will make your prose tighter, though, which could improve the quality of your social intercourse.
Corporately yours,
Your pals at LeslieCo
Nah, not stupid but just what I expect from my creative friend in KY!
ReplyDeleteCalie xxx