Monday, March 23, 2009

Masochists, Rejoice!

The wait is over, for me at least. I have transferred the broad enormity of my Yahoo 360 blog over here to my new home. Quite the endeavor, and I have a crashing headache as a result, but pleased nonetheless.

Yahoo 360 is down for the count. I've gotten all the passengers safely off my ship now. I'll stay on board for a while still, at least till I can find an iceberg to ram.

The critics have called my writing the work of a madwoman. Lou Dobbs says, "If Ernest Hemingway and David Sedaris had a love child, she would write like this!" Chuck Norris says, "Her writing makes me kick up my heels, right into her face." Eeyore says, "You won't be disappointed."

If you should decide to read any old posts, here's how I do it. Put on Beethoven's Ode to Joy at a high volume; prop your eyes open with whatever is handy, say, toothpicks or tape (don't forget the eye drops); and read till you can smell your brain sizzling.

2 comments:

  1. Hemingway...Norris....Eeyore??? Girl, that is pretty random even in my world. I'm gonna say madwoman is just the tip of the iceberg! LOL, ya know I'm just playin' sister. :)

    If it's ok with you, I think I'll drop in a Sevendust CD while I read. My brain's pretty much fried already.
    <3 Tina

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  2. Now look what you have done! I have a lot of reading to do. Just now beginning to catch up! I never saw your old blog, so thanks for moving it over here, Leslie Ann.

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